Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Corny Jokes

My mom started to bring newspapers to me just last week, so I could do the games. On the paper from last Thursday they had a number and a fact beside it. Then further over to the right there was a joke. Here I'll let you guess the answers to them.

Here was Thursday's:

1849

Year the bowler hat was created by London hat makers Thomas and William Bowler

What did one hat say to the other?


Monday's:

22

Number of tonnes (tons) of smoked salmon eaten by British Airline (BA) passengers each year

Why did the pilot crash into his house?

Tomorrow I'll post the answers but try to guess! :D

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