AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

AAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I will never be able to talk right EVER again! Alexa told me to buy a brain a few days ago. I'm considering it. One for the U.S. and one for the U.K. Sounds good to me!! If only things were that simple... :(

So now I have to get used to if they say crisps they mean chips and when they say chips they mean fries and if they say fries they mean WHAT?!?!?!?!? If you get that try saying it aloud. That confuses things a bit. Or better yet go to a restaurant and they ask you if you want frites which they mean fries and wonder if they are talking about chips which would be fries or are they talking about something totally different? I just ordered the potatoes.

AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This keyboard makes me sooooooo mad if you press the letter T on here at some points it opens a new tab for you that you don't even need! Or it'll just open something that looks important that you shouldn't be opening but you did anyway. Or while your typing you press a b or an i or an u and it goes to bold, italics, or underline for you! I just (literally JUST) put in a different (old not used) keyboard and am using that right this second! UGH!!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Why. WHY????? Do we have to wear STUPID uniforms? Its just plain stupid! Throughout all my school years I always thought if I had to wear a uniform,... well I just might die! I mean they are SO ugly!! I've always expressed my creativity and my personality and me by the way I dressed. It was always ME. It was never EVERYONE else. I'm sorry if I offended people who do like uniforms. This is my opinion.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry, venting.

I can ride my bike with no handle bars (maybe) + MOVIE QUOTE #4!!!!

I had this guy leave me a voicemail at work, so I called him at home, and then he emailed me to my BlackBerry, and so I texted to his cell, and now you just have to go around checking all these different portals just to get rejected by seven different technologies. It's exhausting.

I also love that movie :)

Anywayyyysss, on the first day at camp in Devon we were on bikes a LOT. So I was riding Leander's bike while she rode Matthew's. She had gone down this steep hill that led to where our tent was. Then after that hill there was another kind of hill that led past another tent. So she went down the 1st hill and then the 2nd. And I followed subconsciously. Well that wasn't the best decision for me. :/ I ran over our neighbor's guide ropes... and then got tangled in them. I felt really bad. :( But it was funny.

Later that day we decided to fly some kites. My kind of small one was up in the air and lasting in the air. So we decided to tie it to the swing set. So Leander took it and wrapped it over twice and said that should do it. The hand-thing-a-ma-bob flew away and got caught in our other neighbor's guide ropes. Thank goodness and then we tied it really tight so it wouldn't fly off again. So later we see it had crashed and we decided to get it down. Well we had tied it REALLY tight so after about half an hour we just decided to brake the string. So we broke the string and tied it together again. Thennnnnn, Alexa came into the picture. She had walked to ask us a question and turned to go to the tent. Then she got caught in the string and kept walking. She finally got untangled and we (Leander and I) turned to detangle the knots out of the string. We had about 3 knots left to detangle and then Alexa came with her bike. She got herself AND the bike tangled in the string. Lets just say there was a whole lot of snapping the string going on...

p.s. is detangle a word??

I will never be a waitress

I have proof that I should never be a waitress.

During camping, Mrs.Bole (Sharon) would ask Leander (her 12 year old daughter) and me to either take the laundry down to wash them or take them back to the camp. The first time she asked us to pick up the wet laundry and come back with them. So I carried the load back and Leander caught that I dropped some of Alexa's panties. So she picked them up real fast and put them on top of the pile in my arms.

The next night, Leander and I were walking back from the bathroom and we look down and see some pink underwear. We look at each other and say, "Is that?... Really?" So Leander picked them up and I said, "Yup! Those are Alexa's" We started cracking up because not only I drop them and not know, but they were muddy and had been run over by who knows how many cars. Poor Alexa's underwear!! We laughed all the way back to the Tent carrying a pair of pink and brown underwear! We had hung them up on the windbreaker where they stayed the whole rest of the trip.

The next day, Leander and I, had picked up the dry laundry and I carried them back again. At the beginning, I tried very hard not to drop anything and never thought I had. Until my mom and I were walking back from the bathroom. We looked down and saw some pink underwear. This time it was mine... Apparently, Mr.Bole (David) had been asking the soccer/football players playing around that area if my pair of underwear was theirs! All day!!! I, of course, cracked up when I heard that.

Also, earlier that day, my mom, Alexa, and I had gone to wash the dishes and everything had been washed. So we were walking back and while I was telling her the 1st story I dropped a clean cup. She had to go clean it again. :(

So if I ever become a waitress at some point in my life, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to spill the drink or food on you! Blame my unbalancation! If that's a word...

Movie Quote #3 and how many tries does it take to get a moth out of your room?

This is one of my new favorite movies. We watched this last night and this morning.

Quote- When I shop the world gets better, the world is better; and then it's not anymore and I have to do it again.

Last night, I had left my window open and my light on. Lets just say it attracted some bugs. I had 2 really big moths, 3 smaller moths, and some other bugs. (I don't know what they are) Mom got out the 1st big moth and I got out 2 of the smaller moths. The other big moth was a bit trickier. He flew very fast and freaked out for a while. Then the moth would stop and we would try to catch it. And then, it would freak out again. So, Mom was helping me and, of course, it was freaking out. And all of a sudden, went into my mother's shirt. She, of course, jumped off of the chair she was standing on and tried to get the moth out of her shirt. Then the moth flew at me and I scurried out of the room as fast as possible. Then came back in and looked around for the moth. We couldn't find it. So, Mom gave up and I got my pj's on. I came back in and saw the moth just sitting on my dresser. I knew it was in the best position for me to catch it. So I got the cup and pop! I smashed the cup onto the dresser around the moth. I hope you didn't think I would have smashed IT! I wouldn't do that. So I got Mom and she threw it out of the window. Then, I closed the window as fast as I could and saw the moth hit the glass wanting to come back in. Then I closed my blinds. I don't think I'll leave my window open at night again.

Box laughter

Corny Jokes (cont.) and movie quote #2

The answer to Thursday's joke, What did one hat say to the other?, is............................

You wait here and I'll go on a head.

The answer to Monday's joke, Why did the pilot crash into his house?, is.............................

He left the landing lights on.

Yeah, well, they're not exactly funny... Except if you think they're so stupid, its funny. Sorry if your disappointed.


Movie Quote-

We're all going to die and they're never going to give me my license!

Corny Jokes

My mom started to bring newspapers to me just last week, so I could do the games. On the paper from last Thursday they had a number and a fact beside it. Then further over to the right there was a joke. Here I'll let you guess the answers to them.

Here was Thursday's:

1849

Year the bowler hat was created by London hat makers Thomas and William Bowler

What did one hat say to the other?


Monday's:

22

Number of tonnes (tons) of smoked salmon eaten by British Airline (BA) passengers each year

Why did the pilot crash into his house?

Tomorrow I'll post the answers but try to guess! :D

Movie Quote #1

I love this movie!!! :)

I'm packing your extra pair of shoes, and your angry eyes just in case.

What kind of music I don't like and why.

The kind of music I dislike is Michael Jackson's music and why? It gets stuck in my head and I don't like it. At all. I mean it.

For instance, my dad put the song, The Way You Make Me Feel on his iPod and made me listen to it on my way to school. The rest of the day I had that song stuck in my head. So now, thanks to you dad, every time I hear I Michael Jackson song it gets stuck in my head 'til I go to bed. That is why I dislike Michael Jackson's music. And much to my dismay, Alexa likes his music especially his song, Beat It. To make matters worse the people playing music in the tube areas are now playing his music. I think I might bring ear plugs for this moment.

The Fan Museum

In the train station they had a flier for touristy attractions and I picked up one just for the heck of it. So I was reading through it and I came across the Fan Museum. Here's the description:

The award-winning Fan Museum is home to 4,000 fans and fan leaves from all over the world. The delightful Orangery - where afternoon tea is served on Tuesdays and Sundays - overlooks a Japanese style garden.
Gift Shop.

As soon as I saw that I've been wanting to go to the Fan Museum. Just because it was so weird and wacky and I wanted to say I've been there. :)

Its kinda like at Camp. I was at the trading post (where they sell shirts and stuff) and I saw that they had jelly. So I went over to see what jelly they had just because and I found the weirdest named jellies. They had Mayhaw Jelly, Muscadine Jelly, but my favorite and most wacky was the Scuppernong Jelly. I just HAD to have it. So I got it the last day (they wouldn't let me get it during the week). So now I have my Scuppernong Jelly and did I mention its green? :)
I still haven't tried it.

Macoroni and Cheese, Milk, and Apple Juice Oh My!

Lately, my sister, Alexa, has been eating mac and cheese almost everyday and going through milk like crazy since we got here. It was a wonder (to me) that she wasn't constipated by now...

Last night, she drank almost all of the apple juice that we had bought two days before. My mom and I, both told her that she's gonna get sick and not feel well. She didn't believe us as she drank some more milk.

So today I got a wake up call from my mom at about 9:30am and was asked what I felt like, as most people who just wake up say, I said, "Tired." Then she said Alexa was sick and I was supposed to take her temperature. So I did and her temperature was 97.0. No fever.

So for the rest of the morning she sat on the couch and watched T.V. I asked her, "What hurts?"

She said, "My legs are weak (while she said this she was swinging her leg over the arm of the chair she was sitting in and letting it slip off of the arm and starting over with the same leg), my head hurts, my arm hurts right here (she pointed to her right arm right between her elbow and shoulder), and my stomach hurts a little." And I left her to her T.V.

After all this it was lunch time and I was eating leftovers from last night. I told her to find something to eat and she came back with a wine glass filled with milk in her hand. She said, "I didn't find anything."

I said, "Well, there must be something!" And she climbed on the arm of the couch and walked across the back side of the couch. I asked suspiciously, "Your legs are weak?"

She said, "That was a while ago and I can walk on here." Here meaning the couch. She said," And my legs are still weak, that's why I have to walk so slow."

I let it go, but still tempted to say, "Well you went to the kitchen pretty fast." But I didn't.

Anyways, I've got to go and clean the kitchen. :( I hate cleaning.

What to write...

I'm supposed to be doing this blog everyday and before I started it I had loads of ideas, but they all went poof! How can you write something without knowing what to write? I bet kinda like this, huh? Anyways, I've been trying to figure out something to write about for about 30 minutes now listening to music just waiting for inspiration. And yet I STILL don't know what to write about so I'm coming to you with my dilemma.

Now I'm listening to the inspirational CD that I made for my ex-friend for her birthday. Right now the song is Anytime You Need a Friend by the Beu sisters. Now that I'm listening to it its very corny. Yes, very.

Anyways, I don't know how long I'll keep typing like this... sorry. You know what? Probably as soon as I post this I'll think of something to write about. I hate that! For example, you throw away something that you think is of no use at all, and then the next day, "Oh! Darn! I could have used that! "


I'll go now.

Song Quote #1

Singer #1-Do you hear me talkin' to you across the water, across the deep blue ocean, under the open sky oh my and baby im tryin'
Singer #2-Boy, I hear you in my dreams, I feel your whisper across the sea, I keep you with me in my heart you make it easier when life gets hard

I love this song!!!


hint #1 - singer #1 is the artist who sings I'm Yours.
hint #2- singer #2 is the artist who sings Bubbly.